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So, I don’t have cable, but I watch the daily show every day on thedailyshow.com. And last night Stewart did a great impression of Glenn Beck (a man who some claim, raped and killed a girl in 1990), but also happens to be a wingnut Fox News “pundit”.

The bit is hilarious and points out how crazy Beck really is. Best of all it is a shot at Beck who shat on Stewart several weeks ago while Stewart was on vacation:

GLENN: Did you ever stop to think that maybe Jon Stewart just looks into the camera and doesn’t bother trying to make sense of his arguments? I mean, you know, not because he’s a comedian but because he’s 100% sure his audience wouldn’t put a second thought into what he’s saying? Aug 24th 2009 (source: Glennbeck.com)

I really hope this culminates in a Jim Cramer-esque brawl, where Stewart once again takes on a cable news pro and makes them look foolish.

aaaaaaaamaing

bikerfish:

Hal 9000 is watching you blog.

“I’m sorry Dave. But I can’t let you reblog that.”

bikerfish:

omnialx:

Denver to Singapore and back in 5 minutes (Time Lapse)

This was a lot more fun that I thought it was going to be.

I know. I think I’m gonna do one for when I fly from Boston > San Fran > Sydney > Shanghai and back. Could be more interesting, also better quality since I’d be shooting with a Canon 500D/T1i

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codyward:

imperiousrex:

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Eric

Aahahaha this world is coming to an end.

AHHHHHHHH!!! THAT’S A FUCKING CORGI ON A MOPED!!!

erickd:

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wow

erickd:

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this is exactly what I had predicted would happen

Denver to Singapore and back in 5 minutes (Time Lapse)

Yes I did. And what a fucking ride that was.

Now. Don’t get me wrong, I love Star Wars. But seriously, why doesn’t George Lucas do more stuff like this???

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jimdewitt:

baguette dropped from bird’s beak shuts down the lhc

cannot make this stuff up.

i don’t know whether i should be laughing or crying at that illustration.

the answers to the cosmos were foiled by a bird with some bread???

maybe there is a god? and right now he’s ROFLMAO-ing

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patrickcassels:

CollegeHumor’s crack video team found this “oddly satisfying,” 6-minute video of people silently doing completely random things with household items. If the measuring cups being thrown at sheet metal don’t grab you, the shaving cream on welding mask will.

oddly satisfying is right. my favorite was the toilet paper fan towards the end.

lvg:

(via wearetheweirdos) SHE is amaazing. the end. (and this cover)

wow. just… wow.

hrrrthrrr:

Hey tumblr,

My birthday is coming up. I’ve got a really big bathtub and a big pool. So I’m gonna go ahead and put these guys on the wish list ok? Cool.

xo H

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downtowngirl:

constantflux:caro:peterfeld:jollilama:

Geologists confirm that a 35-mile-long rift that opened in Ethiopia in 2005— it ripped apart more than 20 feet in just days — is likely the start of a new ocean..

Update: Here be details.

the high-res picture is gorgeous.

you all know what it looks like SO JUST SAY IT!

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